We are really east now, hooning towards Hawthorn Rd. This restaurant is near a barber's shop called "Baldilox" and a crystal shop that will solve all your issues if you just buy one of those spooky looking crystals. It is opposite the kindergarten that I helped save during a maternity leave - I was happy to get back to work. Mark and I hurry past.
The room is welcoming and the blues music is discordant given that we thought we might be transported to Austria. The blurb on the menu sets us straight; we are going on a journey through the 10 countries that host the Danube. We can't help ourselves - we spend the next five minutes debating what the countries are. Mark , smarty pants, gets most of them right when we finally look back at the menu. The menu lists the 10 countries as well as every single town it passes through - there are 4 capital cities. This river is long. It is kind of a cute conceit for a restaurant.
There is one older guy doing the waiting and three other tables are full of people speaking accented English - not an unusual occurrence in South Caulfield. We are seated at a table covered in a white table cloth and our candle is lit with one of those stove lighters - matches are so much more romantic. There is a green counter at the back of the room featuring wine shelves. Homely and welcoming.
The menu offers Greek dips and dolmades, Serbian platters, Hungarian Prebranak (slow cooked baked beans), schnitzels, cabbage, goulash, Balkan style cabbage salad. Greek?? the Danube does not go through Greece.
We order dip and Greek goat cheese however the waiter does not think much of this choice and tells us we need to replace the dip with a warm capsicum dip. We defer to him and when we sample it we are delighted. For mains we order goulash and a Vienna schnitzel. They are homely, simple meals, slow cooked and in the right portion size. We award the goulash with the "best ever" award.
The music becomes very eclectic, no style is ever on twice as I try and get through Peter Gabriel. Not sure where he fits into the Danube theme.
This is a restaurant Mark and I would never have walked into if not for this challenge. We may never walk in here again but we are glad we tried it.
And what are the 10 countries? Germany, Austria, Slovakia , Hungary , Croatia , Serbia, Romania, Bulgaria , Moldova , and Ukraine. The 4 capital cities? Vienna, Bratislava, Budapest, Belgrade.
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